Found these thanks on the Quotes of the Day widget on my Google Home page:

"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."
– George Bernard Shaw

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
– Totie Fields

"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong."
– Thomas Szasz

Comments?