Thought the following Fake Steve Jobs list might be interesting funny:
Word processor in the cloud. Status: Done. Income: Negligible.
Spreadsheet in the cloud. Status: Done. Income: Negligible.
Photo storage in the cloud. Status: Done. Income: Negligible.
Calendar in the cloud. Status: Done. Income: Zero.
Google Earth. Status: Extremely cool.
Google Maps. Status: Done. Income: Zero.
Google Street View. Status: Not illegal, but should be.
Google Talk. Status: Done. Income: Zero.
Google Pack. Status: I know it’s around here someplace.
Google Ride Finder. Status: Still waiting to get picked up.
Google Transit. Status: Lost.
TV ads. Status: Uncertain.
Radio ads. Status: See “TV ads.”
Video game ads. Status: See “Radio ads.”
Patent searches. Status: Who cares?
RechargeIT hybrid car thing. See here. Status: Hybrid cars, dude.
Clean energy. See here. Status: Nice gesture.
Google Checkout. Status: Um …
Google SketchUp, 3-D modeling. Status: Alpha? Beta?
Robots on the moon prize. See here. Status: Robots, dude. On the freaking moon!
Google NASA. See here. Status: Awesome!
Neven Vision. Image recognition. (Acquired.) Status: Mindblowing.
YouTube videos. Status: Done. Income: Negligible.
Scanning books. Status: In process. Income: Zero.
Blogger. Status: Done. Income: Negligible.
RSS Reader. Status: Done. Income: Zero.
Google PC. Status: Vapor. Income: Zero.
Google OS. Status: Vapor. Income: Zero.
Gmail. Status: Done. Income: Negligible or zero.
Orkut. Status: Done. Income: Don’t know, I don’t speak Brazilian.
OpenSocial. Status: Pipe dream. Income: Zero.
VaporPhone ™. Status: Release-ware. Income: Zero.
Storage in the cloud. Status: Pre-alpha. Income: Negative.
Electricity. Status: Pre-vapor. Income: GBH. (Gonna Be Huge.)
Radio airwaves. Status: Bidding. Income: Zero.
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