Google Business Roundup

Thought the following Fake Steve Jobs list might be interesting funny:

Word processor in the cloud. Status: Done. Income: Negligible.

Spreadsheet in the cloud. Status: Done. Income: Negligible.

Photo storage in the cloud. Status: Done. Income: Negligible.

Calendar in the cloud. Status: Done. Income: Zero.

Google Earth. Status: Extremely cool.

Google Maps. Status: Done. Income: Zero.

Google Street View. Status: Not illegal, but should be.

Google Talk. Status: Done. Income: Zero.

Google Pack. Status: I know it’s around here someplace.

Google Ride Finder. Status: Still waiting to get picked up.

Google Transit. Status: Lost.

TV ads. Status: Uncertain.

Radio ads. Status: See “TV ads.”

Video game ads. Status: See “Radio ads.”

Patent searches. Status: Who cares?

RechargeIT hybrid car thing. See here. Status: Hybrid cars, dude.

Clean energy. See here. Status: Nice gesture.

Google Checkout. Status: Um …

Google SketchUp, 3-D modeling. Status: Alpha? Beta?

Robots on the moon prize. See here. Status: Robots, dude. On the freaking moon!

Google NASA. See here. Status: Awesome!

Neven Vision. Image recognition. (Acquired.) Status: Mindblowing.

YouTube videos. Status: Done. Income: Negligible.

Scanning books. Status: In process. Income: Zero.

Blogger. Status: Done. Income: Negligible.

RSS Reader. Status: Done. Income: Zero.

Google PC. Status: Vapor. Income: Zero.

Google OS. Status: Vapor. Income: Zero.

Gmail. Status: Done. Income: Negligible or zero.

Orkut. Status: Done. Income: Don’t know, I don’t speak Brazilian.

OpenSocial. Status: Pipe dream. Income: Zero.

VaporPhone ™. Status: Release-ware. Income: Zero.

Storage in the cloud. Status: Pre-alpha. Income: Negative.

Electricity. Status: Pre-vapor. Income: GBH. (Gonna Be Huge.)

Radio airwaves. Status: Bidding. Income: Zero.